The Greatest joke that Ryan Haywood has ever done on the fly.
Warning Contain’s singing Assholes.
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
I have absolutely no idea what this is but I absolutely love it!
this is my new favourite post ever on anything
Monty Python’s Flying Circus… possibly one of the best things to ever air
if you’re lonely, desperate, needy and sad at least be great at it
oh I’m fantastic at it
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this